Roses are red. Violets are blue

The 2019 Mets are going into the season without a clue

I’m kidding of course, it ain’t true!

We have Brodie and Mickey and even that old cheap fool!

With the additions of Ramos, Lowrie and Cano

Well sure be hitting the ball better… dont cha know?


Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

Thou art more lovely and more deliberate.

Rough winds do shake the darling bats of they

And deGrom’s riser hath an AB too short a date

Sometime too hot the eye of batter whines

And often is his golden hair trimm’d

And every batting average sometime declines

Cy Young, or Mets changing course, tinged


Roses are red Violets are blue

The Mets still have a lot of question marks

But at least freakin’ Jose Reyes isn’t on the team anymore.


Roses are red Violets are blue

Spending is not something that the Wilpons do

When fans show up they’ll probably boo

But Van Wagenen’s got a fresh new team for you!



Roses are red Violets are blue

Diaz throws gas And Syndergaard does too

Dom Smith is skinny Rosario is fast

I’m gonna lose my shit If the Mets finish last

Conforto is a star Nimmo is right there

One thing we all miss Is deGroms hair

If we win the pennant and can make it last

Then we’ll all have a chance To kiss Brodie’s ass


1, 2, 3, 4

Don’t mess up the batting order.

5, 6, 7, 8

Check the fucking runner at 1st

Jesus Christ I can’t believe the tag was late

9, 10, 11

Once again we’re in extra inning heaven